That's intense
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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