how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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