ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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