the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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