i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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