so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
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