AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Randomize
