batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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