butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Dear god my vagina.
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