Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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