Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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