mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Randomize
