Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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