Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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