I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
Randomize
