We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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