I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
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