her vagina looked like bernie madoff
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
She even gives head with a lisp.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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