i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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