Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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