I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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