So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
