great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Walk of Shame today included voting.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Randomize
