I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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