Christians are straight up FREAKS
I think I died a long time ago.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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