I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I have surprise drugs for everyone
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Randomize
