Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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