Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
this hospital has no fireball
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
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