i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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