...so i touched it.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
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