didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
