Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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