Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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