Fine. I'll sleep in my office
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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