I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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