This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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