never play flip cup with pint glasses
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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