I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
Randomize
