Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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