How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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