So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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