You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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