im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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