So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
this hospital has no fireball
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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