The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
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