you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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