I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Randomize
