She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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