C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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