Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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