i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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